The End is Near.
But they said that ten years ago.
Okay, it's a bit creepy. But whatever, it's cool. Apparently, The Earth is supposed to align with the black hole in the center of the galaxy in 2012, causing plate tectonics to freak out and like, you know, cause mass destruction. Then we get sucked into the hole. The End.
Global Warming
Yeah. It will happen, it isn't a myth Al Gore made up to sell his movie, An Inconvenient Truth.
Look. The South Pole and Greenland are gonna melt. Then it'll flood the continents. Then you can go scuba diving in NYC. (which would be fun until you swim into a skyscraper).
Polar bears will die. Penguins will die. We will die.
Did I mention the ice age from the cold, icy water that was once those icecaps?
Earth is the only planet able to support life for lightyears around. You could sit here and do nothing. Fine. Call me when you find another planet for us to live on, and a rocket big enough to carry the world's population of 7 billion people.
See that picture with the blue circle? That speck inside the circle? Us. Save energy:
-Turn off the lights. Buy flourescent lights. Get a candle.
-Program your computer to an automatic shutdown instead of screensaver, because screensavers waste energy. (Don't tell me you don't have a computer; how else can you read this?)
-Ride a bike. Do you insist on riding those fossil-fuel demons? Buy a Hybrid.
Listen to Keith Wilson:
